Dave works at a large local (plant) nursery which was very busy over the holidays.
Among other things the nursery had a sale table spread with miscellaneous decorations. Dave was passing the table when he overheard a woman declare, “What in the world does a wicker owl have to do with Christmas!”
Without slowing down or thinking about it, Dave sang out, “Wh-o-o-o’s birthday are we celebrating?”
He may have made a sale.